13/03 - pedophilia scandal in Germany. The Church is preparing new measures. Smaller.
21/03 - Ireland. The Catholic children memorize the Father shows.
31/03 - According to the CEI, "celibacy is not a bar to or diminution of sexuality." In fact what is marriage.
15/04 - Pope urges priests to bring the light. Meanwhile, invites you to whistle and clap their hands.
23/04 - resigns the Bishop of Bruges. Now they all feel the Pope in the ass.
02/05 - "I am close," said Paparatzinger, greeting the FIAT cassintegrati of his Mercedes.
11/05 - For the Pope, pedophilia in the Church was one of the secrets of Fatima. To me it seemed more of an open secret.
10/06 - Bishops concerned that the church collects more and less than 8 per thousand. I fear that this summer will have to give up Paparatzinger Prada thongs.
12/06 - Paparatzinger asks forgiveness for the cases of pedophilia. For penance, be three years without Zecchino d'Oro.
27/06 - Esterino Montino of PD also lives in a house of Propaganda Fide and pays a negligible rent. It must be said, however, that one of the Democratic Party threw him out whenever you want.
28/06 - It turns out that the Vatican has opened a company to secure a slice of contracts for the reconstruction of the Eagle. Sorry but, by chance, in the Gospel it says: "You are Peter and upon this rock I will build my new town?"
04/09 - Paparatzinger urges young people not think only of the fixed place and turn to God in fact, Madonna has taken up to heaven in perpetuity.
13/09 - Paparatzinger reiterates his opposition to any union that is not between men and women. At these words, Father Georg burst into tears.
15/09 - The Ducati offers two bikes to Paparatzinger. The problem now is how do you dress?
17/09 - Historic meeting between Paparatzinger and Queen Elizabeth. After the pleasantries, we moved to the traditional exchange of funny hats.
02/10 - Berlusconi tells a joke with blasphemy. To play down the incident, the TG1 denies the existence of God
04/10 - Nobel al papà dei bimbi in provetta. Critiche dal clero, che da sempre preferisce quelli in carne e ossa.
08/10 - Paparatzinger incontra Sarkozy. La Chiesa continua ad avere una certa simpatia per i più piccini.
11/10 - Paparatzinger elenca i mali della nostra epoca: potere finanziario, terrorismo, droga e libertinaggio. Totale: primiera e due scope.
19/10 - Il Vaticano è contrario a punire per legge il negazionismo. Dove si andrebbe a finire se facessimo così per ogni posizione estremista and anti-historical?
20/11 - Historical Paparatzinger opening: "With a prostitute is permissible to use condoms." But then forgot to become a Cardinal.
24/11 - Clashes between the Vatican and Beijing on ordering a bishop. The Pope had asked without soy sauce.
11/12 - The Vatican criticism of Wikileaks. But who has begun to spread as irrefutable truths unconfirmed acquired from unreliable sources, eh?
17/12 - La Chiesa benedice il voto di fiducia. La dimostrazione che è dei poveri in spirito il regno dei cieli.
22/12 - Il Vaticano smentisce l’apertura di Paparatzinger sull’uso del preservativo. È più bello senza.
25/12 - Paparatzinger impartisce la benedizione urbi et orbi in 65 lingue. E sa anche dire: “Vietato sporgersi dal finestrino”.
Da Il Misfatto , inserto satirico de Il Fatto Quotidiano del 9 gennaio 2010
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